he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
My present? It was a fake boarding pass he made in Photoshop. He litterally just gave me a one way ticket to Pound Town
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I got him a footlong to apologize for trying to push him off a balcony...
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
There can only be one screw up per family and I was here first. Get your shit together bro
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
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PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
Welp. June's off to a great start. I just ripped my pants, completely sober, at 10:30 p.m.
I think the cop who arrested me yesterday is at my gym rn should I say hi
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
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