id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
I walked downstairs and there were 50 sorority girls. I wasn't expecting an audience during my walk of shame.
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
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yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
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He snapchated me a photo of his penis with the caption "it needs a home".
My greatest achievement in life thus far is being the go to friend when you have questions about butt plugs.
And then the night went full on bisexual.
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
Woke up to I'm AWESOME written in purple crayon all over my walls. I love drunk me
Never underestimate the power of titties
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