gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
Is a Chipotle burrito an acceptable "sorry I ran over your cat" gift?
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
I actually bought food at McDonald's as an apology for what I was about to do to their bathroom.
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
I was jerking him off and in two seconds he went from "oh yeah that feels good" to "what day is Thanksgiving again?" and then back again. Like wtf.
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
sorry i got drunk at sunday brunch and force fed carrot sticks to your cat
Randomize
