did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
I woke up with someone else's vomit on my ass. That's how I'm doing today.
She woke up with blood running down her face and asked the EMS guy where the keg was
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
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