it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
I would rather wake up to a truck driver than wake up to her
I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
I'm pretty sure my moms getting nailed in the bathroom right now while I'm chaperoning. God damn it.
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
I just realized that the thing that smelled like an electrical fire in my house was me.
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
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