But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
ummm im also counting the $14 dollars I gave the old guy to pay for the cab I called for him to take to the hospital last night as part of ur present.
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
I tried to order dominos and couldn't but I accidentally placed an order for this morning. I knew I did it last night and was gonna call and cancel this morning but honestly it's coming in 30 minutes and I need it
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
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