Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
true... I just kept thinking "THAT IS A PENIS. OMG THAT IS A PENIS. DOES HE KNOW IM STARRING? STOP LOOKING. OMG THIS IS AWKWARD. PENISSSSS"
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
So "I hate myself Mondays" has extended to Tuesday this week. I just had peanut butter and a glass of wine for lunch.
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
You just sent a mass text asking if anyone ever drank the blood of a goat in the glorious name of Satan...after that we confiscated any writing utensil
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
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