Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
i just ate that cheese stick that was in my purse from last night.
I'm drinking early times at a fridays on wednesday night. This entire bar is going to see my dick by last call.
that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
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you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
Random fact of the day: cum is a really good eye makeup remover
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
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Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
Half the people who compete die. All the rest either lose their minds or grow an innate fear of sharks, vodka, and fishbowls
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
Just because you haven’t had your UTI yet doesn’t mean you have a right to talk like Yoda
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