ya dads aren't the best wingmen
One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
The stripper told me she had been working there for eight years, then got mad when I asked if she was trying to make it into mangment. Awkwardest lap dance
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Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
He raised his arm and dropped it in his sleep to smack himself awake. He knows his phone has an alarm clock right?
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I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
My doctor actually said I was suffering from an "acute hangover" in doctor's note I asked him for....what a douche
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
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