She's JV to your varsity
I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
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he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
you started putting condoms on anything with a point, then you were yelling at the lamp for using your last condom...
You are the only person I know who got away with wearing a turtleneck while getting laid. ONLY person.
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
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Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
Nothing like coaching 5 year olds with a bunch of visible bruises from last night's drunk bondage sex.
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
When the bouncer wouldn't let you back in you screamed "Authority is not given you to deny the return of the king!" and ran past him.
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