How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
shhh. i hid the ranch dip behind the rooster. don't tell anyone that way you can find it in the morning and it won't be all eaten.
wrong number but thanks
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You were running around with scissors offering people free haircuts.
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
Things I had in my bed when I woke up: an avocado, a toilet brush, and a note that says thanks but no thanks with the number of taco bell on it. WHAT DID I DRINK?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
THERE HAS BEEN GRANDTHEFT IN THE HOUSE. SOMEONE STOLE THE BABYWIPES AND YOU NEED TO BUY MORE BEFORE WE LET YOU IN. oh and you have to take two shots before we'll let you in. with no chaser.
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
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