she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
i had to wake up at 4 am to do my laundry because I was afraid if I saw people in the laundry room they would judge me by the amount of clothes I had covered in vomit from syllabus week
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
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