guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
i kept drunkenly begging people i met to be in my facebook mafia
bring the vodka.
i thought we were going to mcdonalds..?
we are.
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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