dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
I'm praying that the company stray cat shows up tomorrow. I think I may have hit it while leaving Friday. Nobody will believe it was an accident after I hit the last one.
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
We should go, because after those margaritas time is running out on my sobriety clock.
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
She put her coat on went to leave and called me an asshole. I responded with "I never said I wasn't" and then she pounced on me like a cat on cat nip.
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