Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
Since when is my name a synonym for head?
enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
I started scrolling back in our texts looking for context and a picture of your dick rose like the Great Pumpkin in the middle of my screen.
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
I never thought I would have to put a band-aid on my penis.
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
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