Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
haha I love it when I find out that girls who were mean to me in middle school are now some random dude's baby mama. thanks, facebook.
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
I want my birthday to be like the hunger games where all the contenders for my vaj have to fight each other off to win the prize
Can I have the second place winner?
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
I pay 3K a month for rent, yet last nite I broke into the back of my building, scaled over 2 tons of garbage in heels and took a dirty freight elevator to my floor just so my doorman wouldn't see how fucked up I was
U know ur prob on camera right?
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
So you realized he wasn't actually cheating on you and now you're trying to unfuck things. Or in this case unfuck Tom.
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