Don't you send me to vm
I can't find my pants or my car
I didn't even hookup I think I took them off at taco bell...
ha omg I always lose my dignity at taco bell as well... so no big deal.
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
I said I wanted my dignity back. He brought my thong to me after sharpie-ing "dignity" on the front. I'm not sure if I should me mad or impressed.
I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word.
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
I went from innocently day drinking to waking up handcuffed in jail. Fuck you game days
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
Are you missing a tooth after last night? Because I found one in my coat pocket...along with what smells like dried jäger and a package of deer jerky.
Uh not that I recall.
Oh wait nvm. It's mine. Yeup, definitely my tooth.
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