we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
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If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
OH MY GOD! I CAN FEEL A PULSE IN MY BALLS IT HURTS! ITS LIKE MINI FEMINIST NINJAS ARE ATTACKING MY BALLS!!!
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I was just thinking about our drunk conversation about having sex with elephants the other night. Love you bud. Stay strong.
Shooting a bottle rocket from my penis was entirely justified. Twenty bucks is twenty buck no matter how you look at it
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
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