I'm gonna do things to you that will make the neighbors want to move.
Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
So I'm looking through your google history on your laptop and you have 'is ketchup even remotely nutritious' and 'alcohol with fewest calories but highest alcohol'. What new fad diet are you on because I feel like we could do this together.
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
You called me last night and said you had a vision that a cat made you a sandwich. You were tripping way too hard
In hindsight, drunkenly yelling "I'M TICKLISH" might not have been an entirely wise decision
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
Help. Why am I so naked?
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