Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
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I stopped in the middle of puking to wish you a happy birthday, so by default it means a lot.
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
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Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
I will consider today a failure if my nipple isn't bitten at least 😂
Oh is THAT how we're gonna play mini golf
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
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