and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
Guy fieri is speaking only to me. We make eye contact. My whole body is vibrating. My head is purring. I am literally marbles.
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
I know I'm drunk but why am I receiving this handjob through the pant leg of my shorts..?
Found Ryan’s keys in the fridge. On my way back.
Also, tell him he missed Nathan passing out in the dryer.
Randomize
