you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
You're breaking my vagina 4 times a day I reserve the right to know your middle name.
The calves of my jeans are covered in jello shots from Sunday, how desperate do I have to be before I start licking them?
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
She asked how many sexual partners I'd had and I was like "Honestly I don't even know". And then she said "well last time you said 8." And my inner monologue busted out laughing and I was like "Oh I'd say like 11 or 12.....plus 20."
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
Randomize
