I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
i told him i was allergic to semen. he pulled out an epipen.
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
Found out my grandpa had two wives and found out I'm eligible for some internships 11/10 would do acid again.
See that doesn't work because we've had sex so its awkward for you to call me mom
the girl who hid my weed when the cops came has a birthday coming up. i feel like i should get her something.
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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