I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
woke up this morning with a pool of champagne in my purse. apparently i was saving it for later.
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
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I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
Dude, I came home and you were passed out halfway through the front door in your Minnie Mouse outfit... with a beer still in hand
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
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I'm hoarding IKEA meatballs in my purse
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
I can feel your judgement through the phone
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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