worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
I took my penis out way before I got to the bathroom and some dude kicked me out.
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
Whoever put the tambourine in the dryer is a douche. Worst hangover wakeup ever
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
Not only is it unacceptable to be bar hopping alone at 5 o'clock. It is definitely unacceptable to do so with a lobster
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
Nothing too major over here lately. Just had a date with an ex-internet porn star turned lawyer. He said: "at my 3rd burning man I taught a workshop on BDSM" and I knew it was going to be a fun night.
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
We just finished having sex and as soon as we get out of bed he yells "trust fall" and runs me over
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
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