I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
Eating Doritos is not nearly as enjoyable when I'm not drunkenly feeding them to peacocks.
Just used my cancer results to get a free lap dance. Great day just got better.
i just looked in the mirror i look like i'm about to film a PSA about prostitution
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
Don't judge them too harshly for getting kicked out of a strip club. Happens to the best of us.
You are the coolest girlfriend ever.
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
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