My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
I can't wait to hear about your drunken cab ride to planned parenthood at 2pm
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
Dude, im sorry I had sex with that girl I was trying to hook you up with last night. Good news though she puts out
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
So there we are, fucking beneath the Christmas tree and I glance up and see one of the local Jehovah's witnesses staring in horror through the decorative glass in the front door. I'm so proud of us.
Get your heels and tits on! I’m not wasting a Brazilian because his fucking kid ate paste or Legos and ruined an afternoon suite sex and room service
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