the sex was like sticking it in a jar of mayonnaise
alone in the kitchen at 4 am eating a hotdog.
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
I told him I'd go cook him breakfast, but ended up passing out on the kitchen floor in the fetal position spooning the dog
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
I signed the divorce papers. Can I get a blowjob now?
My mom just said we can't get married in nude body suits to look like earthworms. She's ruining my life.
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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