Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
The sound guy for the band told me id make a great valentines gift for his bisexual girlfriend
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
I think I’ve reached sophomore-year-level of bad ideas
and you know that’s the highest possible level because it’s when I met you
I just remembered that the guy I slept with last night has "USDA PRIME" tattooed on his ass
if you go to jail tonight, call call me. i wanna get out of work
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
Randomize
