Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
She just asked to stimulate my prostate, man law requires you come pick me up
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
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I found a sock full of anal beads in my dryer. At least she washes them.
I wonder what my nutrition professor is going to think when I have to put 21 keystone lights, a bottle of merlot wine, and 5 rum and cokes and 4 shots of tequila on my dietary analysis
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
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Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
Turns out I screen transfered my streaming trucker restroom porn vid to the downstairs neighbors'TV instead of my own, damn you chromecast
Your ex roommate is making out w the kid who pees on floors and it's kinda funny
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