belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
He spent the entire date challenging me to chugging contests.
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
We're just Facebook friends. Use guy logic. I tapped your wife in high school, 20 years and 60 lbs ago, when she was hot and experimental. Why would I mess with that now? It would ruin the vivid memories of her that I keep in my spank bank.
I will find you...
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
How do you explain to your kids that you met their mother well you were giving her a gynecological exam??
The last thing I remember before blacking out was passing that sobriety test.
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
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