Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
You hooked up with a kindergarten teacher?
Yea. It's kind of weird knowing that there are kindergarten teachers out there with their nipples pierced.
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
I feel that it is my duty to the human race to invent a colon squeegy
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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