Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
some chick tossed a drink in your face at the bar last night. your mouth was opened so i think you ended up swallowing at least half of it. good job.
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If you hit me with your dick and make light saber noises we are breaking up. I don't care if it's your birthday, you are not a sex Jedi.
So is singing the star wars theme as I put the condom on off limits?
Will do. If it all falls thru I'm just gonna set up a sprinkler in my back yard and run thru it while taking jello shots. Perfect alternative to my 29th bday.
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
when seducing a hipster, do you think taking a nude pic on a lomo-camera app would increase my chances? grainy off-colored boobs and telling him how much i like reading salinger?
Saying you need a hooker then asking me to have sex is NOT the way to get laid. Booty call 101.
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Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
You ever stub your boner? It happened to me. Just know that drugs and strip poker and a hot tub. I'll Regale you with the story over drinks later.
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