Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
he stole me 6 pairs of frilly undies and proclaimed "your ass looks like a 5 in those. it'll be a 10 in these bad boys". every girl needs a gay bff.
Just called the bar: "hi this is the girl who you kicked out for excessive bleeding, do you happen to have my coat?"
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
Dude, just found out there's a monster in a video game named after me. No more dating nerds.
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
Randomize
