Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
another holiday season passes without receiving a dick in a box, where did i go wrong in life?
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
Hooray! My email address wasn't leaked by Ashley Madison!
I will chop off your penis
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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