Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
wrigley field is MILF paradise
Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
Today was the day I stopped kidding myself and started buying the handle of vodka.
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
Has my life seriously led me to day drinking on a Monday the third week of the semester?
It's after 5, it's not day drinking.
From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
Day two of not drinking, I think my cat is trying to eat me.
Psychosis secondary to sobriety???
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
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