im gay
i know
yea but for you.
Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
Our relationship just reached the stage where i can touch her boobs while making a honking noise without getting hit in the face
I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved.
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
Rumble strips road head = magical
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
It was all fun and games until she said "you're so pretty I wanna punch you in the face" and the proceeded to punch her in the face
I just got the most majestic image of a potato sack full of dildos getting whipped at your head in slow motion.
Fun fact: the guy I banged last night. His middle name on his birth certificate is "Windstorm."
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
We can use the Mac n cheese as the potatoes in our breakfast burritos. Problem solved.
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