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So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
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I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
Dude, I brought the fucking tequila to that party and they cheered for the chick that seriously only brought limes.
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Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
I had a dream that I had to take a breathalyzer but then it turned out to be a bong....why can't that be real life?
I remember you fighting a small man for the last of the pizza. Was there a midget in my house last night?
I don't care how hot she was, she wouldn't stop singing "Shut Up and Dance", instant boner-killer.
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
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