Sponge bath it is.
I just sneezed and it tasted like taco bell.
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
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I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
Come over, we're having a tea party. And by a tea party I mean we're drinking whiskey from tea cups.
So after he broke the crutches and got us kicked out of McDonalds, we stole a bike and when we got back to the hotel, he jumped out the window into the bushes.
Yeah when he is drunk, he seems to think he is Captain Americas Canadian counterpart, Captain Canuck
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I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
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