You drank almost the entire bottle of everclear and wanted to walk around. I guess your best friends sister is a cop and you wanted her to arrest you like the lil wayne song.... so sorry dude.
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
Hey..um, you dont know me, but I just found your purse in a bush at the end of my street this morning
Why is it that when I sustain a serious injury people are more concerned with my level of inebriation than my personal safety?
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
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