You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
I'm glad my gym is open 24 hours..I stopped in on my way home to puke from the bar
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
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HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships.
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
Almost there.
define "almost". like I have enough time to watch a youtube video or oh shit, put on some goddamn pants because they're in the driveway.
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Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
don’t ask me. i snorted coke off of a pregnancy test box last night. i obviously don’t make the best life choices.
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