if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
I hid 4 bags of cocaine in your house. Have fun finding them
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
I hope the prosecutor is a dude cause my lawyer is hot.
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I drank myself into bisexuality again.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
CORAL IS FAR MORE RED THAN HER LIPS RED
Oh god you're Sonnet 130 drunk, aren't you.
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I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
That unicorn pillow pet really made sleeping with my head in the toilet a little better.
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
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