how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
She woke up with blood running down her face and asked the EMS guy where the keg was
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I made out with a bride-to-be last night at the bar. Jesus died for our sins right?
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
I'm going to try to be reasonable tonight and keep my drink count out of double digits
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
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I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
Fuck me this girl I went home with has a cover on her remote control so there is no spills to ruin it. Imagine how many condoms she's going to make me wear
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
No. Way more drunk than the night I put a snowball in my purse "for later" and woke up to find everything soaking the next day.
But less drunk than the day that Pete took four of your birth control pills thinking they were Advil, right?
You stopped loving me for a minute.
You sent me "Is nap," I don't think that really counts as a conversation starter.
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
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