ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
OMG - This guy with a mullet just told me - it wasn't a mullet - but his hair dresser layered it wrong. It's so walmart in here. I hate you.
You are the patron saint of my drinking problem.
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
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OH MY GOD I CAN'T WAIT TO BONE YOUR EX BOYFRIEND. HOW AWKWARD IS THIS?
Honestly I miss having a gay roommate. His female friends' implicit trust in him would carry over to me even though they knew Im straight. Best unintentional wingman ever.
You're such an expert partier. I feel like 22-year-old recent graduates should have to intern with you.
I'm a pro at the other 9-5
NoShamevember. You game?
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
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My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.
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he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
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