walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
Dear America, sometimes I miss your Everclear and its consequences.
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
you know you're doing something right when your drug dealer insists on hugging you before you leave.
Did you get good sleep?
I dreamt that I was a lipstick lesbian in the 1950s, working at Walgreens and solving mysteries.
So yes.
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