Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
I'm way too horny to be at work right now. I think it might be legally irresponsible to leave me alone with cucumbers.
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
I really need to get to the point where I can poop at his house. I’ve taken three shits on the way home already.
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
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