I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
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they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
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Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"
I literally just woke up in a dog bed, in a bathtub in someone else's house...and I'm not wearing pants
Can we throw a "death to my 20s" party when I turn 30?
Sure. Funeral attire and hard liquor
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