Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
I woke up at 4 am to my roomate peeing all over my clean laundry. He thought he was in the bathroom and yelled at me for being in the bathroom with him while he was peeing.
Drunk cheerio confetti may seem like a brilliant idea when your drunk, but believe me, the next day, its a horrible, horrible mess.
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
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