I think we should boobie trap our beer this time using duct tape, rubber bands, seran wrap, and urine. Trust me I have a plan and it will work.
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
my favorite part of the night was when I was in the bathroom frantically trying to get my cat whiskers and nose off to make hooking up less awkward
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
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I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
We attempted to microwave fifteen corndogs in the microwave and may have ruined it. Also there were fake mustaches on all of his appliances...he said he doesn't like drunk me.
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
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Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
I can't come. It's so cold my uterine walls have frozen together like a cherry popsicle.
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
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