cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
TAing a class of 300 froshies and being so hungover I forgot a bra is my way of making dreams come true.
I've decided that my night was probably over when I started eating the penne vodka with my hands.
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
Having sex with my girlfriend wearing my old Tom Brady jersey on the day he's freed is the closest I'll come to a 3way with Tom
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
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