This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
She's sitting on the couch buck naked, eating a cupcake for dinner. I'm breaking new ground as a parent here.
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He was pretty out of it. He heard crickets outside, and thought it was the laptop. So he put his ear to it, rubbed the keyboard, and said "tell me your secrets."
How did I end up in the pool?!
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He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
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Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
he told me he had a dream that he laid his head in my lap and silently gazed up at me. WHY AM I ALWAYS THE DUDE IN RELATIONSHIPS
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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