it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
He's trying to kill me, one liver cell at a time. It's going to be a slow, but awesome death
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
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Drunkenly making hamburger helper. I just whispered "I can't wait to have you in my mouth."
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
Me sprinting out of your house without my bra or shoes is our entire relationship defined in a single moment.
Where the hell did you pick this girl up? She just licked my cat and stole our last poptart.
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If I could I'd magically teleport drugs and alcohol to you. Like a bad decision fairy.
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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