my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
I'm not a horrible person, I just see what everyone chooses to politely ignore.. And occasionally say it aloud whilst deeply intoxicated.
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
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