But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I kept waking up & seeing my Goodfellas poster and thinking it was a window with people crammed against it staring at me.
I guess the lighting in my room made it look like they were moving. I remember telling myself that they were watching over me and protecting me from the cops
i came out of my blackout when my grandma called last night. it kinda sobered me up and i realized who i had been making out with. should i call and thank her for the defensive cockblock?
I refuse to fuck a guy who needs a coozy for his beer. NOT EVEN IN DESPERATE TIMES LIKE THESE.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
I legit had a 15 minute convo about dinosaurs with a guy at the bar last night cuz he was wearing a jurassic park shirt
Well, I can mark "throwing up in a daycare bathroom due to a hangover" off my bucket list.
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
They won't let me buy alcohol in the airport until 9am. Super judgemental
His front door was open but I INSISTED on army crawling FOOT FIRST under the garage door. Then I peed the bed.
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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