I am puke
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
I'm mumbling to people and trying not to accidentally shit my pants
You were sitting in the middle of the floor spewing vodka at people proclaiming "I a whale". That drunk.
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
drinking ice water after you brush your teeth, is like Antarctica blowing a load into your mouth.
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
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